Although Todd the Blog Frog is not the official mascot of this blog, I still approve his message.
What Todd is trying to tell you is that I am quickly approaching my 400th follower on this fine blog. I am currently at 392 followers and as soon as I reach 400, the eight followers who propelled me to 400 will receive a glowingly, wonderfully, handsomely crafted endorsement from me (with even more adverbs).*
It’s just like the customer at a grocery store who is unwittingly the 1 millionth cutomer and is showered in balloons and confetti, served cake, and is awarded free groceries for life. It’s just like that . . . except it’s not unwittingly . . . there will be eight of you . . . and there won’t be any cake, balloons, confetti or free groceries for life.
So, be one of the next eight people to help me reach 400 followers on PattisonBlog.com and get your blog promoted here in an upcoming “Happy 400th” post.
For those who need deeper contemplation on whether or not to like this blog, here are some words of wisdom from Larry the Drama Llama (also not an official mascot).
* I reserve the right to revoke my endorsement of any of the eight blogs that get me to 400 followers if that blog contains obscene content.