Story: The Island

Bad news, good news.

The bad news is today is the last day you can enter my giveaway contest because tomorrow (the good news) THE ISLAND releases.

But hurry, contest ends tonight at midnight.

For details, see here: https://pattisonblog.com/2018/05/07/the-island-is-now-available-for-preorder-on-kindle/

Story: The Island

Less than a week left to enter THE ISLAND giveaway.

You have less than a week remaining to preorder my new eBook, The Island, at 20% off and be included in a drawing to win a fitness tracker or 20 oz travel mug.

Your preorder also helps feed a starving artist.

Place your order now; contest ends at midnight on May 25th.

Contest details here.

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Story: Saving Kennedy

Book drawing: Win it before you can buy it.

Win a copy of Saving Kennedy before it’s available for sale. To enter the giveaway, just join my mailing list. That’s it. Once you sign up you’ll be automatically included in the drawing for a free copy of the book, Saving Kennedy.

This contest ends at midnight (EST) on Thursday, September 15th. One lucky winner from my mailing list will be randomly selected at the contest’s end. The winner will be announced on Friday, September 16th. 

Story: Saving Kennedy

Last chance to enter the drawing to win Saving Kennedy.

Today is the last day you can enter the Saving Kennedy free book giveaway by joining my mailing list. Although you can join my mailing list at any time, you must join no later than midnight imagetonight (EST) to be included in the drawing.

For more information, check out this previous post. To join my mailing list and be entered in the drawing, go here.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Humor

Heed the words of Todd the Blog Frog.

Although Todd the Blog Frog is not the official mascot of this blog, I still approve his message.

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What Todd is trying to tell you is that I am quickly approaching my 400th follower on this fine blog. I am currently at 392 followers and as soon as I reach 400, the eight followers who propelled me to 400 will receive a glowingly, wonderfully, handsomely crafted endorsement from me (with even more adverbs).*

It’s just like the customer at a grocery store who is unwittingly the 1 millionth cutomer and is showered in balloons and confetti, served cake, and is awarded free groceries for life. It’s just like that . . . except it’s not unwittingly . . . there will be eight of you . . . and there won’t be any cake, balloons, confetti or free groceries for life.

So, be one of the next eight people to help me reach 400 followers on PattisonBlog.com and get your blog promoted here in an upcoming “Happy 400th” post.

For those who need deeper contemplation on whether or not to like this blog, here are some words of wisdom from Larry the Drama Llama (also not an official mascot).

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* I reserve the right to revoke my endorsement of any of the eight blogs that get me to 400 followers if that blog contains obscene content.