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The 10 Worst (But Still Popular) Christmas Songs

They’re awful. They’re popular. They’re back.

Behold my list of the worst Christmas music we’re all forced to endure every December. But what makes my list of worst Christmas songs unique?

The songs on my list are one’s you know. Songs you grew up listening to and can’t avoid hearing between Thanksgiving and New Year’s.

Most of the worst Christmas song lists you find on the Internet include songs you will never hear in the mall — songs so incredibly obscure you’ve likely never even heard them before. Songs like the Cheeky Girls’ Have a Cheeky Christmas, John Denver’s Please Daddy, Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas, and Tiny Tim’s Santa Clause Got The AIDS This Year.

Besides excluding these (and other) outlandish songs, my list also doesn’t contain wanna-be Christmas songs like Wham’s Last Christmas that’s more about a broken relationship than Christmas, or the song Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses that’s about a year-long inability to coordinate a date until the two run into each other at a grocery store buying cranberries. Seriously.

Instead, I’ve chosen to stick to the worst of popular Christmas songs— the one’s that are played on the radio (over and over and over) every year at this time.

And my list is no joke. So bad are these songs, Paul McCartney’s universally hated Wonderful Christmastime didn’t even make the cut. That’s right. There’s at least ten songs worse than Wonderful Christmastime. (By the way, as bad as that song is, you have to admit, once you hear it you can’t get that tune out of your head.)

So, without further ado, here is my personal list of the 10 Worst (But Still Popular) Christmas Songs.

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What was the #1 song on your birthday?

Do you remember what the number one song was the day you were born? If you’re like most people, you don’t because . . . well . . . you were just a day old.

But have no fear, BirthdayJams is here. By inputing your birthdate into BirthdayJams you can find out. But don’t just limit yourself to birthdays. What was the number one song on the day of your graduation, wedding, or on 9/11? Find out at BirthdayJams.

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The 20 best country songs about fathers.

imageThere are few musical genres that contain so many songs on fatherhood like country music. It’s from this genre that I’ve compiled my Top 20 Countdown of songs about dads.

Even if you’re not a fan of country music, if you’re a fan of dads, you’ll find many treasures below.

Some of these songs are old, some are new; some are about happy times, some are about regrettable times; some are about adoption, some are about loss, some are upbeat and will put a smile on your face, some will tear your heart out and leave you reaching for a tissue.

Happy Father’s Day to all those dads who got it right, and even those who didn’t.

20 – The Dollar
Jamey Johnson

19 – Till I Was a Daddy Too
Tracy Lawrence

18 – Walk a Little Straighter
Billy Currington

17 – The Greatest Man I Never Knew
Reba McEntire

16 – He Walked on Water
Randy Travis

15 – Who’s That Man?
Toby Keith

14 – It Won’t Be Like this for Long
Darius Rucker

13 – My Front Porch Looking In
Lonestar

12 – Just Another Day in Paradise
Phil Vassar

11 – You’re Gonna Miss This
Trace Adkins

10 – Just Fishin’
Trace Adkins

09 – I Loved Her First
Heartland

08 – Wish I Could’ve Been There
John Anderson

 

07 – Daddy Let Me Drive
Alan Jackson

06 – He Didn’t Have to Be
Brad Paisley

05 – Best Day of My Life:
George Strait

04 – Watching You
Rodney Atkins

03 – Cinderella
Steven Curtis Chapman

02 -The Car
Jeff Carson

01 – There Goes My Life
Kenny Chesney