Be careful, Matt Walsh. These kinds of emperor-has-no-clothing observations are the first step in the natural progression of reasonable, logical, and critical thought that will eventually lead you from the Republican Party to the Libertarian Party . . . where we’ll be waiting to welcome you. 😀
The other day while I was out at a restaurant, I “tipped like a libertarian” for the first time . . . and I can’t wait to do it again.
Don’t know how libertarians tip? See the below image.